My favorite color is red. Red lips, red nails, red wine. I have red hair. I wear my hair up in two Minnie Mouse pom-poms. I love Minnie Mouse. People remember me because of my hair. Sometimes I can't remember them, so I just hug and kiss everyone. My home is decorated with pin-up girls and disco balls. I talk with my hands. I'm Italian. And Irish. I love Italy. I live on Cougar Mt in Issaquah, WA. We see bears and sometimes I'm afraid to be out in the yard alone. But I never want to see them captured. They lived here first. The deer love my flowers so I always plant enough for them to eat.